An earful
Apparently, Mike Tyson’s going vegan.
The man who famously told Lennox Lewis “I’m coming for you man ….I want your heart, I want to eat your children”, now prefers tofu and lentils.
Yeah right.
You mean you’re never going to enjoy children again? And what about raw earlobe Mike? Never again?
What could’ve possibly shotgun such a massive change in such a carnivorous pin-up?
I’d like to think it was some sort of political and ethical epiphany (cause apparently he’s been having a few of those lately), but methinks it’s dirtier than that.
Apparently PETA are none too impressed with the premise of his proposed new show, ‘Taking on Tyson’, where “the former heavyweight fighter will showcase his passion for pigeons via his exploits in the pigeon-racing industry”.
So my theory is he’s adopting veganism to appease PETA – racing pigeons being less evil than eating them.
Why on earth would he succumb to such drastic measures to secure a silly cable show? Because he needs this program a lot more than protein – he’s fresh outta cash!
Perez tells us that “he told the ladies of The View that he’s “totally broke” after excessive spending and having a lot of fun”
Hmmm now it all makes sense – c’mon Ty, watch your wallet a bit more, you’re much more fun as an extreme omnivore!!!
